Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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