the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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