dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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