She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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