ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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