next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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