I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
My liver just had a heart attack.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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