I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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