Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
There are leaves in my underwear?
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