My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
