Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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