it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
i black out too much to be "responsible"
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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