how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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