She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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