i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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