sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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