if i died would you start the facebook group?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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