Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Someone shit on the floor
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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