My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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