We won't sleep together?
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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