Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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