haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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