She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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