dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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