his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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