you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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