Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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