You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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