Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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