New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
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