I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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