does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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