You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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