I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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