This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
