when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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