he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
