so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
