what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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