I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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