he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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