You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
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Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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