are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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