***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
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susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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