I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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