he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
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I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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