we're chasing vodka with high fives
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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