Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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