So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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