i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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