WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Holy sore nipples Batman
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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