I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
