God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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