We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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