At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I intend to get homeless drunk
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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