so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
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