I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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