awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
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I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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