You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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