he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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